Joke jokes
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.