Joke jokes
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Brazil is a joke.
America and UK are a joke.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!