Joke jokes
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.