Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Joke Jokes
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
