Joke jokes
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.