Joke jokes
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Here is a joke: Rape.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.