Joke jokes
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
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You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Krusty nut
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.