Joke jokes
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.