Joke jokes
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.