Joke jokes
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.