Joke jokes

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To get cooked by KFC.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Bro, WW2 was just a joke.

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.