Whatβs the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!