Joke jokes

"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."

1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.

From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground meat.

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

I rate these jokes 9/11.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

I don't know, I don't have one.

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

What kind of udder likes McDonald's?

Udderly unhealthy.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

"Meals on Wheels."

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.