Joke jokes

Y'all need to add more jokes.

What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣