Joke jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" š¤£
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Whatās the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?