Joke jokes
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."