Joke Jokes

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

What's the difference between orphans and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?

Because his keys were inside of the ignition.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An im-pasta.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?

Because it’s pointless.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!