Joke jokes

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

What do you call a kid in a hot tub?

Vegetable soup.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

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Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.

Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

Because they cut deep.

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

What's the difference between orphans and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"