Joke jokes
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Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I am the orphan joke.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.