Joke jokes
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
How do you see past that forehead?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.