Joke jokes
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Thereβs nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they canβt tell their parents.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why doesnβt my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
An autistic man walks into a bra.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!