Joke jokes
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.