Joke jokes
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?