Joke jokes
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."