Joke jokes
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.