Joke jokes
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!