Joke jokes
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
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That is so bad, just like you.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.