Joke jokes
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).