Joke jokes
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!