Joke

Joke jokes

Hairline

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*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Mama

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Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Hairline

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@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Orphan

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What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Mum

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Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Orphan

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Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

Adoption

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"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.

Body

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Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.