Joke jokes
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)