Joke jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...