Joke jokes
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!