Joke jokes
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.