Joke jokes
My girlfriend told me sheβs sad because sheβs put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.