What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
Joke Jokes
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.