Joke jokes
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
I'm gay, lol.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
My jokes are cancer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!