What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Joke Jokes
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.