What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
Joke Jokes
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
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Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
This isn't a joke.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"