Joke jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
My dick.
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.