Joke jokes
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
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Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
This isn't a joke.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!