Joke jokes
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.