What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
My life is a joke.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"