A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John & Jane Doe
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce
Why were people sad when john f kennedy got shot? All he got was head
I love you Hebrew john
JHON
Mom: I saw John Cena at wwe
Son: no way you can't see him though
Mom: god
Son: what
Mom: you watch too much reality TV comes to smack butt
Son: also because I’m John Cena
Mom: whe where’d ya go
John Cena: hey mom
Mom: I’m only 31 your 42
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: *dies* John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
what does james doyle and hannah doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear
John: Whats 9+10? Jake:21
Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)
