Joe jokes

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.

You know how Joe Biden is happy?

When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

What do you call a man with no toes?

No Toe Joe.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Joe.

Who's Joe?