Joe jokes
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
joe mama roast
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today…
…He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.