Joe Jokes

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I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

A hand holds a phone with a screenshot of a scene from the cartoon "Family Guy" showing four main characters: Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe. The phone is positioned against a night scene of a bridge, and the reflection on the water is visible. The text on the image reads "boat job boring ahh hell".

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

What did the eagle say to Obama?

He said: "Joe Mama!"

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.