Joe

Joe Jokes

State

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

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  • Kid

    "Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

    - Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

    Airplane

    There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

    Job

    Two Native Americans

    Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

    The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

    His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

    Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

    Fetus

    Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

    President

    Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

    He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

    Joe Biden

    If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

    Uncle Joe

    Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

    Fat

    Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

    President

    Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!

    President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎

    Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.

    Joe mama

    Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.