Joe jokes
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle Joe last summer."
joe mama roast
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
Joe Mama!
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Hi. I am Joe.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.