Joe jokes

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

Who's Joe?

Joe rapes.

Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?

Everywhere.

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.

Joe Biden deez nuts.

My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.

Two Native Americans

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.

Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!

President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!