What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
joe mama is joe mama (you're mother) lMAO
Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Knock knock who’s there Joe Joe who Jo mama
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp
I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
