Joe jokes
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
joe mama roast
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔