Joe

Joe Jokes

Joe Biden

Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.

Support

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🀣

Mama

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Calendar

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

War

Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?

Because it was over 18 years old.

Sarcasm

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

Joe mama

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

Mama

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Lung

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Time

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

Woman

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

Updog

Me: Hey Joe, updog.

Joe: What?

Me: Updog.

Joe: What's updog?

*Facepalms*

Me: Lol in the corner.

Decapitation

Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.