Joe jokes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. ๐คฃ
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Memes
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Joe Biden doesnโt follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I canโt take credit for this joke; itโs not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said itโs not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic Peopleโs Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And thatโs no joke. ๐