Joe jokes
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.