God's consciousness: Art God's unconsciousness: Christianity
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What's the difference between jesus and a holy whore, Jesus got pegged against a cross
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic. Next, google 'God in Aramaic'. See the results for yourself. <3
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
A true God, would be godless himself.
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
Which company likes jesus the most? IHS markit!
