The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
Which company likes jesus the most? IHS markit!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
is that a person over there Na its jesus
knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door
is that my student Na! it is jesus
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
Cross Fit
am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus
Your Hairline is so far away that Jesus could've see when he was on the cross