Rubik jokes
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.