Rubik Jokes

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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

Penis

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

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  • Rubik's Cube

    Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

    Because they have a history of separating colors.

    Penis

    What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Penis

    What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Rubix Cube

    Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

    Penis

    What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Rubik's Cube

    Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

    A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

    Penis

    What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Cube

    How do you piss off a color blind person?

    Give them a Rubik's cube.

    Color

    What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

    They both have a history of separating colors.

    Penis

    What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Son

    Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

    Penis

    What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Penis

    What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?

    Both get hard when we play with them.

    Penis

    What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.