Jesus Jokes

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".

Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus

The picture gets hung with one nail not two

A true God, would be godless himself.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.

I don't worship Jesus.

Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?

I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "

so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Jesus is a rock music fan

Because he like 9in nails

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.

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Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch