Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
Jesus is a rock music fan
Because he like 9in nails
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
