Jeffrey Epstein jokes

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

A. Kids turn them on.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.