Jeffrey Epstein jokes

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

They don’t hang themselves.

Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?

A: An Epstein pen.

Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?

At least Hitler killed himself.

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?

Jeffrey Epstein.