Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five
He left him hanging
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
