Japanese jokes
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
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President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.