Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Wonder Why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming? The didn't open their eyes. jajqjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajaja
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person
Because Logan Paul left him hanging
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.
