Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
