James

James Jokes

Yes, sir

Four big guys and they grab on my thighs Blow up my guts like the 4th of July If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes

He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin' Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin' He said yeah I'm not leavin'

I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin' Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'

Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' On him if he don't have tits I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz

There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs They blow my guts like the 4th of July If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes

Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh) But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden

Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets And I'm beatin' on my meat

Bitch We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs And they gon' bust on my eyes

Luke ask his friend how old is youre father James replied hes as old as me luke then said it doesent make any sense james then said he became father when i was born

teacher" hey James this is the third time I asked you a question!" James'' but you told me not to answer you back!"

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? – Because the sign says No Tres passing.

What’s a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

What’s a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country.

Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

What do you call a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Predator

What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean Dip

What’s a Mexicans favorite video game? Borderlands.

Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.

Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class

Your hairline so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there

Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered

You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.

if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

Everyone’s had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.

I got a ps5 for my brother, best trade i’ve ever made

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me

What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball Because no one misses them I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”

What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend As she saw it, she said "nevermind, just finger me"

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot card

How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes funny. What’s worse than fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Why are emo jokes so infamous? They cut deep. Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore? Turns out it was just a phase. How many emos like anagrams? Some. What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans? Emold. What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader? They both dress in all black and none of them has a father. What do you call flat-chested emo? A cutting board. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, let them cry in the dark. Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table? It was the Happy Meal. Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake. “Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?” Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.” How do you pull an emo from a tree? Cut the rope. What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn? They’re both white and flavourless. What do emo birds call their mouths? Bleaks. What do you call an obese emo teen? An edgelard. Recommended: Fat Jokes What do you call a gang of emo kids? Suicide Squad. How are cats and emos different from one another? The cat still has 8 other lives. Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms? They are playing Fruit Ninja. What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo? Sonic the Edgy hog. Why would the emo swallow a clock? So he could wake up inside. Why are Emos still around? Because the suffering never ends. What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony? You encourage them. What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer? A toaster. What is the favourite game of an emo? Hangman. Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo? So it could cut itself. A group of friends started an emo salsa band. They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco. What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza? Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.