James jokes

Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!

James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.

B is for Basil assaulted by bears.

C is for Clara who wasted away.

D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.

G is for George smothered under a rug.

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.

J is for James who took lye by mistake.

K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.

L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.

M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.

N is for Neville who died of ennui.

O is for Olive run through with an awl.

P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.

Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.

R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.

S is for Susan who perished of fits.

T is for Titus who flew into bits.

U is for Una who slipped down a drain.

V is for Victor squashed under a train.

W is for Winnie embedded in ice.

X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.

Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

What do you call James, James?

What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.

Why did James fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

Jake Adkins watches James Charles.

James: I have a joke. Sex!

Ronny: I don't get it.

James: Exactly.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.