James

James jokes

Ball

  • The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

    Song

  • What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

    What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

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  • Plane

  • Tonight, on Top Gear!

    James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

    Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

    And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

    Vegan

  • Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

    Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

    Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

    Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

    Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!

    Roast

  • James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

    My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

    My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

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  • President

  • How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

    Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

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  • Content

  • September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.

    Okay here's your funny joke!

    Who is the best makeup artist?

    Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.

    Bet

  • "1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

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  • Team

  • What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

    Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots