Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!