Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.