My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit? Hee-Heegypt
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Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
