I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
