Jackson jokes
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.