Jackson jokes

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

To get to the opera.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.