Jackson jokes
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.