Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
Man: I'm here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that's me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you're hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This... This is a photography job right? Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
Whats worse than ants down your pants, Michael Jackson
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
Knock knock Who’s there I suck I suck who Michael Jackson
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
What do you call a female Micheal Jackson she she
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
