Jackson jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!