Jackson jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.