Jackson Jokes

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?

Ow!

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.