Jackson Jokes

what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?

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I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs

my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3

What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks

Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls

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What did the woman say too Micheal Jackson at the beach? Excuse me sir, you're in my son

my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday

What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed

Billies Jeans

micheal jackson goes to his favourite bakery: says to the workers " this is my favourite baker hehe

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt

What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.