What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! ššš
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What are Michael Jacksonās sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Whatās Michael Jacksonās favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
