How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
