Jackson jokes
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!