Jackson jokes
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.