why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???
What do you call a female Micheal Jackson she she
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies "No"
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up" she replied
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says "who do you think you are?"
The boy replies "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says "how do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy them replies "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
Man: I'm here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that's me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you're hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This... This is a photography job right? Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson you dump him
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
