Jackson jokes
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.