Jackson jokes
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.