Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Jackson Jokes
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
