Jackson jokes
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"