Jackson jokes
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.