Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
my friend Jackson Huge-T get raped by Huge-D's
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreck havoc on preschool
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? Schweaty balls, or if your Michael Joseph Jackson, tiny balls.
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
