Jackson jokes

What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.

What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.

What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.