Jackson jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.