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Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

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What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

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Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

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Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

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What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

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What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

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Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

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What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

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Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

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Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

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What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

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What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

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What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

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What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

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Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

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Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".