it's jokes
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Yes yes yes here it is!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.