it's jokes
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!