it's jokes
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
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