it's jokes
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
"Lune, it’s me."
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.