it's jokes

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

"Fuck the school, fuck it!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.

Or a stick with poo on it.

Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!

Put some Windex on it.

If O2 is H2O, what is F?

It is H2O too; F is water as well.

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

What did the sea say to the sea?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

I'm sorry for your loss.

It is going tibia okay.

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!