it's jokes
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"