it's jokes
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
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