it's jokes
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.