it's jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!