it's jokes
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What time is it when you get home?
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"