it's jokes

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

Masturbation is better than rough sex.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

What runs but does not walk? It's water.

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.