it's jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Masturbation is better than rough sex.