it's jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.